ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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The most pissed I have ever been......was on a company night out in Coventry. I tried drinking a few cans of that super-strength cider which is usually reserved for fueling land speed record attempts and then went onto the beer. The two liquids didn't sit happily and so I was feeling very groggy by the time we got to the restaurant. I managed to eat about one chip before I wobbled into the lavs and sat down feeling very ill, but slightly more in need of a shit than a puke. Of course, that state of affairs rapidly went into reverse, far faster than I could change position to accomodate and so I was forced to try puking between my legs into the bowl. Have you ever tried cleaning the puke out of your pubes when the only thing to hand is bog-roll?
(, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 13:34, Reply)
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