ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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In Greece...We were staying in this rather cheap hotel in Athens and left it (nice and clean) to go visit the Parthenon or something.
We returned to the hotel to find that the cleaning lady had given the room a once over. Nothing much was different other than a peculiar smell coming from the small toilet room.
Inside the toilet was the biggest Mr Hanky we'd ever seen. I mean it was enormous, standing straight up in the bowl, even breaching the water like some smelly brown iceberg.
My Greek is not good enough to explain to the receptionist that her cleaner/horse had left a guiness record turd in our toilet, so we had no choice but to flush the toilet repeatedly in the hope of weathering it sufficiently that it might one day fit down the tube...
(, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 16:34, Reply)
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