ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Multi-use pantsI had a shit in a Cardiff nightclub and wiped my arse with my boxer shorts. They were quite nice ones, but I thought I would have trouble explaining the shitty underpants in my back pocket to my then lady-friend on me returning home. I left them on top of the seat, so the next cubicle visitor would have to powder their nose with a shitty pair of pants keeping them company.
Another amusing toilet tale: in school this kid managed to coil the longest turd I will ever see around the pan, making it the must see attraction that lunchtime. It stayed there, lurking, for three days. The owner was so pleased with it he went bragging around the playground, and deservedly so. It was one hell of a shit.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 18:13, Reply)
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