Just remembered another toilet related story...
It was a school trip to Lyons in France. We were staying on dorms that consisted of a long straight corridor with rooms all extending off of one side of said corridor. At the end of the corridor were two toilets. This corridor was a few inches lower than the doors, making a kind of channel. This became very apparent when, while dossing around in the dorms, we heard a passing scream of "SHHHHhhiiiiiiiiiiitttttt" complete with doppler efect as the smelliest kid in school ran past the doorway. Naturally we all looked out of the door to see what was going on. We looked left to see the smelly kid disappearing out the exit and we looked right in time to see the mother of all turds lolloping around on the rim of the toilet as it overflowed. (Turns out the toilet was blocked and said smelly kid was also thick as the shit he had laid and flushed it repeatedly). So this gargantuan turd flops over the side of the toilet and begins to ride a wave of sewer water along the entire length of the corridor, stopping only when it splashed into the far wall.

Additional amusement was gained from watching the poor hotel staff that had to clean up the shit and piss-water.
( Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 18:34, Reply)