ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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The sacred looA mate at work has what he affectionately calls the "sacred toilet", in which he likestakes a dump - he does it every day at the same time, and reckons its the best loo out of all of them for its atmosphere...
I was sitting in the canteen, mulling over a cup of water, when i'm joined by said mate. Quickly explains that someone has "soiled his toilet", which to me seems paradoxical. I checked out what he said, and my god was it bad. the turd was so massive that i (theoretically) couldnt put the cup i was using over it. We were in stitches laughing at it, for about a week whenever we saw this guy.
ROLF'S MAYO!!11
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Goon, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 18:45,
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