ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Locked in a portalooAt the local winter festival in our town one of our local politicans went into one of the portaloos for a dump. One of the other guests (still unknown who) walked over to said portaloo, stuck a piece of wire through the lock, thereby locking the door from the outside. Mr. politican spent another 20 minutes in there trying to open the door so that nobody notices his little mishap before sticking his hand out of the ventilation hole in the wall to wave for help. Only to draw the attention of 100 or so bystanders, all clearly amused about all this, but not really willing to help him out. When the door finally opened and it was clear who was in there, general hilarity went to boiling point. I guess this story will stick with him for his lifetime.
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RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sun 4 Sep 2005, 20:56,
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