ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Shock and AweAlmost forgot this one;
House party, Newcastle, much booze and shenanigans, big house with three floors, and a crapper in the basement and first floor.
Bursting for a tolie, so off I trot to the basement. Kecks down, mid pinch, best cum-face and "nnnnnngh" noises in full flow, when all of a sudden the door flies open and there stands one of the house residents, an alcoholic scotsman, with a look of *utter* shock on his face to see me laying one out.
His excuse will stay with me to this day:
"Ah only bust in cos I thought ye were having a wank, eh"
Laugh? I almost shat.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2005, 21:52, Reply)
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