ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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toilet funA mate of mine was at the State Of Origin (Massive footy game in Australia), and at half time went for a shit. The lock on the door was broken, so he had to keep the door shut with his foot. Some drunken bloke came racing in, kicked the door open and had a big beery spew all over my mate. Then he saw what he'd done, apologised, and bolted out again. So there was my mate, sitting on the bog, covered in someone elses spew, and his pants were full of spew as well. He left straight away, and couldnt convince anyone that he hadnt puked all over himself. The bus driver wouldnt let him on, so he had to walk most of the way home.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 3:31, Reply)
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