ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Arse SymphonyAfter a night of narcotics and dancing at a club i got home at 6am and needed to go for a dump. I had gone with a mate who was vegitating in the lounge and my missus was in bed as she didn't go.
Anyway having a shite and I let out a ripping fart, like you do sometimes. Then another ripping fart came out....... no poo. Then I kid you not for about 20 mins all I did was rip out the loudest farts non stop without having a dump. Imagine the sounds of extra loud farts eching in a toilet bowl at 6am and you can imagine how loud and offensive it sounded. My missus got woken up by the sounds as they passed through doors and walls and my mate was banging on the door thinking i was dying.
Probably one of my most embarrassing toilet moments ever.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 8:24, Reply)
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