ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Teeny Tiny French Bangers & Porta Loos are aceIt was the summer of '99 and as a youngster I was quite the sports woman, regularly travelling to competitions around the country. This creates a stupendous amount of boredom, causing my team mates and I to come up with various ways to entertain ourselves...
Picture a Port-a-loo. You've got it? Ok, on top there is a little pipe that goes down into the tank below, to what I believe helps release some of the rancid smell. Having been at this Comp for over 3 days, the loos were rather similar to those at Reading Festival (eek!) Cue us youths thinking that a great way to 'help' the situation would be to drop 3 bangers down the pipe directly into the tank.
Oh the hilarity!
Three days of shite and piss all up the sides and over the ceiling of the loo, literally dripping onto the floor.
Yes, this did make me spew. But absolutely totally and utterly worth it.
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Argh. There be scallys in the ranks., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 11:27,
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