Boarding school shenanigans
At my boarding school, Kendall Grange, there were five cottages instead of a big dorm (small school really.) and a lot of wacky shit happened in the Saint Mary cottage, as i was staying there.i'll try to remember as much as i can, but it was 5 years ago.

-Cling-film (Saran wrap) was streched across the toilet weekly, sometimes the lightbulb was removed
-the most god-awful smears were caused by Nathan shitting, facing the cistern
-blood was found on the seat (turned out to be from a nosebleed i had.)
-Someone (i STILL don't know who) put a baby Leatherjacket in the shitter (alot of the people there were into fishing, the school was on Lake Macquarie.also, the fish died rather quickly)
-someone shat in the cistern
-A friend of mine's pokemon cards (about 1000, his parents were loaded) were dropped in the crapper, the prick who did it was made to pay for them
-to worry the teachers, i left my tackle box behind the toilet(it fucking stank, i kept my bait in it and regularly forgot to put the bait in the freezer)
-shit smeared on the door handle, this happened twice in one month
-my girlfriend at the time (i was year 3, she was year 6! ha! she was hot too!) told me that the one boy in the girl's cottage (he had a seperate room as he always smelt of shit) clogged the toilet with his shitty pants, trying to hide the evidence
-whilst on an outing to a small fair/fete/festival thing, one of my classmates needed a shit, as you do.so off he strolled to the portaloo.whilst he was in there, we slid the shitter to a nearby teacup ride, while holding the door shut tight and put the door side up against the steel railing.he begged us to let him out, while screaming about his pipe-blocker stinking and trying to open the door.we did let him out eventually.by tipping the shitter over.luckily, there was a man watering some plants nearby...*

Beaudon, if you read this, I know you stole my Donkey Kong 3 Game Boy cartridge.

edit:I've heard of those german toilets before (you know, with the ledge) and i was wondering what the hell that ledge is for?
edit:thanks for the info eponymous...even if it is some rather sickening info.
edit:*it seems that the carnival thing was harder to explain than i thought.especially at 2 am.
(That guy with a hat., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 13:57, Reply)