ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Berliners ain't so shy - ugly dollops!Was on trip to Berlin with college a couple of years ago. Many, many groBbiers, many wursts, and lots of sauerkraut were playing havoc with my tract. Ich habe ein katzenjammer (can't remember past tense now dammit).
We wandered about in Berlin for ages trying to find a public toilet to relieve my self-inflicted bum-danger.
I found a row of (empty!) stalls in a shopping arcade, went to the last cubicle and prepared myself for blast-off.
Then I heard some fraulein thunder in and get into the stall right next to mine (in an empty bog-house), drop her kecks, and have the noisiest, porcelain-spatteringly loud plop that I have ever heard.
This must have offended the Englishness in me - toilet noise is sacrosanct and must not be heard by anyone, as other posts in this qotw have attested.
So then I had to leave without completing the job, in great discomfort, as this hausfrau was blasting her bum off.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 16:13, Reply)
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