ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Toilets...My good friend had an amazing trick when he was a kid. He had a very tight foreskin, which caused him to piss with a fine, powerful, laser-like piss that could jet out at a terrific angle. He used to angle himself and piss through the toilet windows which were about five feet above the toilet . He could develop such an angle that kids in the playground were often soaked by an extremely distressing stream of piss from nowhere.
The toilets at the time where on the second floor!
Also, Soap sandwiches... Not me, but another lad in primary school once replaced a rather dim kids cheese sandwiches with that smelly pink liquid soap. The lad ate them and was violenty sick sometime later in the classroom. The sink was bubbling, foaming and dripped down slowly from the table like a strange pink,pukey gell.
(, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 17:00, Reply)
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