When I was about 5
My Grandad took me to a public bogs in Woodford in London as I needed to crimp one off do a shit. While I sat there my Grandad noticed a pooftah pervy bumgay peeping through a hole in the wall. My Grandad took out his pen and punched it through the hole in the tiled wall. There was a huge agonising scream and the pen dissapeared through the "funhole". It must have stuck right in his eyeball!

Don't know or care what happened to the filthy bastard, but my Grandad had to buy a new pen. What kind of complete cunt gets his jollies off on a five year old having a dump?
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 5 Sep 2005, 18:56, Reply)