work worries
At work the other day taking one of my "can't be arsed to work it's 15 minutes from lunch lets waste some time" dumps.

Guy enters cubical next to me and starts grunting away - obviously having to wrench the fucker from his bowels.

This is then followed by an almighty drawn out fart. BUT the worst bit is the little ploop sound as the turn makes a landing.

He repeats this action and I'm struggling not to have a hernia or something laughing and he starts with the swearing "oh shit..oh fuck me... phhhhhhharrrrrtttt ploop".

I which point i'm pulling pubes out and biting fingers off to stop my self from laughing as I realise from the voice it's one of the directors.

I managed to compose myself enough to flee the bogs my eyes streaming like I was having some kind of emotional breakdown. And just as I exit the door...

aahhhhh shit...pleeeeeasssee --- phhhhhhhhhhharrrrttt....ploop

Needless to say I had to go sit in my car for 20 minutes with the radio on loud pissing my self with laughter - the strange looks I got from the windows suggest people thought I might be topping myself or something.
( Mastic, Mon 5 Sep 2005, 21:16, Reply)