Toilets
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
« Go Back
And a scary one...
Going back a bit further, I was at primary school and - kids being kids - someone ran into the loo, bumps into someone and they hit their head against the sink. Not hard enough to cause any major damage, but enough to be irritating.
Anyway, on hearing this, our psycho headmaster decides to close the loos for the next break. So he can repeatedly bang this kid's head against one of the sinks in there for the full fifteen minutes.
Ah, "the happiest days of your life", eh?
( , Mon 5 Sep 2005, 21:57, Reply)
Going back a bit further, I was at primary school and - kids being kids - someone ran into the loo, bumps into someone and they hit their head against the sink. Not hard enough to cause any major damage, but enough to be irritating.
Anyway, on hearing this, our psycho headmaster decides to close the loos for the next break. So he can repeatedly bang this kid's head against one of the sinks in there for the full fifteen minutes.
Ah, "the happiest days of your life", eh?
( , Mon 5 Sep 2005, 21:57, Reply)
« Go Back