hahahha
one night while at university in London

i was minding my own business while reading a book and laying on my bed
and my roomie was laying in her bed across the room.

well she gets up and walks out of the room carrying a book with her.

about 15/20 minutes later she comes back and she's laughing sooo hard and proceeds to tell me this story:

she starts out by saying that she is a bathroom reader
hahah rock on.

and well she finished using the restroom and she looks to wipe her ass and she sees that there is no toilet paper.

At this point she looks at me in all seriousness and says 'i couldn't just pull my pants up skylar. i had a crappy ass' (in a cuban accent)

so she leaves the toilet stall.. with her pants around her ankles to the nearby shower stall.
where she calmly undresses.. and puts her clothes over the side of the door and puts the book on the floor outside the shower

and she proceeds to wash herself in the shower.. using triple clean foaming face cleanser (which she had taken with her to wash her face before coming back to the room)


and she puts her pj pants and t-shirt back on while she was soaking wet because she didn't have a towel and picks up the book from the floor
which somehow got really wet.
and comes walking back into the room to tell me

so she tells me all this and i'm dying with laughter so hard i can't breathe


only to realize that she left her undies on the shower door so she runs back over there to get her undies back.

and we had to put the book on the space heater so that it would dry.

i look at her in all seriousness and ask her how she's going to explain to charles that his book got all wet...

to which we both promptly burst in tears of laughter again.
(spiffy_socks, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 5:50, Reply)