ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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MOOOOOOOONSTER logI remember another toilet story of mine is the MONSTER log at my ex girlfriends parents house. It is the stuff of nightmares and it happened to me.
At the house I went for a turd and it was a jumbo u bend smasher. About half was in the water and half was out. I am not messing about it was a fucking beast. I tries to flush the fucker 7 times and it wouldn't shift. I literally was panicking and had tears in my eyes. You could imagine how long it was taking as i had to wait for the water to refill. In the end I had to mash it up with the toilet brush and eventually the fucker went away.
I was so embarrassed especially as everyone was looking at me and wondering what i was doing for so long in the loo.
Ground please swallow me up!!
(, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 8:58, Reply)
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