ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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A drunkmate at a party decided to snog the resident hose beast in the upstairs lav - only for this to be discovered by the rest of us, who banged insistently on the door for him 'get that minger's twat out of your mouth'.
Forshamed, he decided there was only one thing for it and climbed out of the window of the toilet - a very tight recess to the top of the pane. Going out headfirst and resting his palms of the roof of the conservatory, below which the party was in full swing, he slipped and plummeted head first through the plastic sheeting, landing on a party goer friend, breaking her collar bone and smashing his foot through my CD player
Party over
Uber mong!
(, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 11:41, Reply)
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