Caught short out one day with baaad guts
ran into Burger King and straight to the lavs. single gents cubicle is taken, so rushed into the disabled one. It was great; spacey and they even had a bar to hang onto for dear life as your entire digestive system explodes out. With the deed done, and amazed at the horrific stench i had just birthed, i wonder why there is a lightswitch lead hanging next to the toilet, and secondarily why is it red? I pulled the lead out of curiosity but the lights stayed on. As i leave into the corridor, the most hapless of all the workers runs past me into the toilet panicking expecting to find a fallen cripple. All he found was a pebble dashed pan (no brush) and a fucking awful reek, enough to make him scream and retch. I nearly pooed a little more from laughing at him.
( Ulic hissing slightly, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 12:03, Reply)