ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Flippin Crazy CatAfter reading a few of these i was just reminded of an incident involving a mates cat.
Set the scene, teenage party......lots of booze......and a cat.
Cue the cat meowing all poxy evening wanting as my mate put it *a good stroking*. Being intoxicated we soon forgot about the cat.
Later that evening i stumble towards the toilet to relieve myself of the copious amount of alcohol to be confronted by a closed bathroom door, i knock politley as not to cause embaressment to anyone allready in there.
As i open the door i hear a blood curdling Screech followed by a pooy blur running from inside the bath up the shower curtain and past my head.
Upon closer inspection i had disturbed the cat mid-poop which it was doing over the plug hole of the bath. REalising someone had discovered his evil plans made a mad dash. Hence Flithy Stinking cat poo all over the bath, Spayed all up the shower curtain and over the door.
when my mates parents got home they shouted at him for not letting the cat out and made him clean it up....still rather drunk
(, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 13:42, Reply)
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