mega turdage
We all have those friends who are a little dim and subsequently are the recipients of all pranks and nasties. Our friend was called joel.
Whilst consuming vast quantities of beer in 'downing' competitions we distrated joel and slyly introduced 4 ultra strong ground up anti-diarrhoea tablets into his beverage recepticle without his knowing, cue us insisting he down it in one go, and he did. Then it came to the second part of our devious plan. Knowing that these tablets would clog up the mersey we kept asking him if he had been for a shit, three days passed without him ......passing. So when we next drank we again distracted him and this time placed some ground up super powered laxatives into his drink which he finished, again completely unaware. The next day we couldnt wait for hi to return from work and tell us tales of his rectal adventures. Whilst at work he felt the familiar rumbling of his bowels and set off for the toilet, only on his way he thought he would release a bit of the pressure by squeezing out a fart, but it wasnt a fart it was in fact a huge torrent of shit. It proceeded to fill his undies, then trickle out into his jeans and even seep through his overalls, but this exprince wasnt over yet, he embarrasedly told his boss what had happened and was sent home to clean up. Only his home was a 8 mile bus journey away. added to the fact that this was the hieght of summer on hot sweaty public transport it wasnt his favourite journey home.And he wondered why no-one else sat on the top deck of the bus!!!
(lankynyack, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 13:43, Reply)