almost nicked...
Back at uni in Sheffield, my mate Rhys and I were just on our way home after a couple of pints when we decided we should head for Stomp (an indie night we used to go to most weeks). I'm busting for a piss so I say that I need to nip home and use the loo. Rhys in his wisdom explains that the 10 yard walk to the house and back again will eat into our drinking time and that I should have a piss right there on the street. Unable to overcome the logic of this argument, I proceed to whip it out and begin merrily watering one of the local trees. At which moment a cop car pulls up in front of us and I get the whole 'how would you like it if it were your house' lecture, to which I wonder whether it'd be a good idea to point and say 'this is our house' but decide against it...Luckily the cops decide they've got better things to do and after a few more stern words they disappear. Only to stop us again later that night on our way home again when this time it's my mate taking a leek and they fine him £50. Hehe!
( ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 13:54, Reply)