ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Wedding CrapperWhilst still a youngster at my uncles wedding, I had spent the day showing people to their seats as it is the duty of an usher. Throughout the evening dodgying various old relatives who wanted to dance / kiss me i stumbled upon a few bottles of champagne which me and a few friends decided to polish off. Now i'm not sure what happened next because i was only 11 at the time, i remember a friend falling into a pond, another running into a stone bird bath and me, well I shat myself, not normal shat, runny shat all down the inside of my rented suit. Good job I'm from the country, whipped off the kecks, threw them in the pond and a few docking leaves got rid of the shat and i was as good as new, albeit without any kecks.
The next morning my suit went back to the rental place, who was a family friend without being washed.
I pity who ever had to wash those shit stained trousers.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 15:58, Reply)
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