"perks" of the job.......
I used to work as bouncer in some of Scotlands "finest" establishments. I have a million stories of finding girls lying in their own piss, shit and vomit at the bottom of toilet cubicles. But one story that occured in the ladies toilets of Edinburgh University Potterow student union springs to mind.........

I walked into the ladies and crouched on the floor to see who was taking a piss and who was "powdering their nose". I see a set of legs that are in the kneeling position. Poor girl i naively thought, she's hugging the bowl being sick. So i go into the next cubicle and stand on the toilet and peer over. Imagine my surprise to see a girl sucking on some guys dick as if her life depended on it. I cleared my throat, loudly, and was like "scuse me you cannae be daein that here". The girl looks up at me with surprise and fear in her eyes as the guy sprays baby gravy, man jam or whatever else you want to call it, all over her face........

As you can imagine i told the guys at work - it was hilarious. Six months later I met a guy who also worked for the same company. "What's your name he asked?", "white_castle" i replied. He then said "oh yeah you're the girl that got cum sprayed in her face....."

So there you go not only a hilarious story but also a warning to the consequences of chinese whispers.
(white_castle, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 20:41, Reply)