ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Lavatory humourMy father-in-law worked at Heathrow as an engineer in the 1950s. While he and his fellow grease monkeys were eating their sandwiches one lunchtime, a chap drove the honey wagon out on to the tarmac to empty the poo out of an airliner. They saw him stand underneath the plane, connect the pipe up overhead, throw the handle and obviously nothing happened as his next move was to disconnect the pipe and poke a stick up the opening to clear the blockage.
They had to call the airport fire brigade to clean him up.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2005, 21:49, Reply)
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