Toilets
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
Toilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
( , Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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recurring toilet dream
I have a recurring dream in which toilet cubicles are really really really long but the normal width so you lock the door behind you and then walk for about a minute and then you reach the toilet. But even more disconcerting than that, the door and cubicle walls only reach waist height. And the rows of toilets are back to back. And the room that the toilets are in is always really big with very high ceilings, almost some kind of toilet hangar. so you lock the door behind you and turn to make the trek to your toilet and all you can see is a line of people sitting in the distance, each on their own toilet, some facing you, some facing away, and the occassional person mid-trek. god forbid you accidentally enter your cubicle at the same time as someone near enters theirs because then you'll have to walk to the toilets and it looks like you're with them when in fact it's all a horrible mistake. and in the dreams i know this is the normal toilet set-up but still i'm feeling all the discomfort of communal defecation and no one else seems to think it at all strange. and the expanse of wasted corridory cubicle for some reason strikes terrible fear in my heart.
i'll just lie on this couch shall i?
( , Tue 6 Sep 2005, 23:47, Reply)
I have a recurring dream in which toilet cubicles are really really really long but the normal width so you lock the door behind you and then walk for about a minute and then you reach the toilet. But even more disconcerting than that, the door and cubicle walls only reach waist height. And the rows of toilets are back to back. And the room that the toilets are in is always really big with very high ceilings, almost some kind of toilet hangar. so you lock the door behind you and turn to make the trek to your toilet and all you can see is a line of people sitting in the distance, each on their own toilet, some facing you, some facing away, and the occassional person mid-trek. god forbid you accidentally enter your cubicle at the same time as someone near enters theirs because then you'll have to walk to the toilets and it looks like you're with them when in fact it's all a horrible mistake. and in the dreams i know this is the normal toilet set-up but still i'm feeling all the discomfort of communal defecation and no one else seems to think it at all strange. and the expanse of wasted corridory cubicle for some reason strikes terrible fear in my heart.
i'll just lie on this couch shall i?
( , Tue 6 Sep 2005, 23:47, Reply)
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