ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
(
chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
« Go Back
butterknifeAn old mate of mine related to me this story one fine spring morning:
Earlier that day he had gone to have a piss in the toilet he shared with his flatmate. Now, as he was weeing he noticed a butterknife lying on the counter by the toilet. Curious as to what it was doing there he made an inquiry of his flatmate, who somewhat ashamedly replied that he'd accidentally poo'd in the shower and, not wanting to touch it to get it to the loo, had used the butterknife to chop up the loaf into small enough pieces to fit down the shower drain.
Needless to say they disposed of the knife.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 4:36, Reply)
« Go Back