ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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telephonesmobile or walkabout phones don't go well with toilets.
I used to be responsible for answering the 'phone at my old job. It was a walkabout 'phone and I used to clip it to my waist and forget about it. Sometimes I'd have to answer the 'phone to clients and act as if I was not on the crapper - no plopping or flushing. Came close a few times....
Also my mate has a habit of accidentally phoning me with his mobile from his pocket. Occasionally I've picked up the 'phone to hear the unmistakable sound of a man urinating. Nice.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 13:07, Reply)
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