Glasses
I was once cycling around the depths of the poorest parts of Peru, during the cycle, if you needed to relieve youreself, you tried your best to find a tree or soemthing to hide behind. One day we were lucky enough to find a public toilet.

As I walk up the stairs in to the fly-filled, wooden, rotting and ridiculously smelling shed, I saw two metal feet places and a hole, all over the floor and the hole was shit, I look down to make sure my feet are positioned correctly and that I'm not going to piss all over myself, forgetting that my sunglasses were on my head. They fall off and get wedged in to the hole...

Dilemma time...do I retrieve them or leave them for the next person to find and laugh at me? Also, Peru is pretty sunny, could I go another coule of weeks without my glasses? No. Cue me finding a wet wipe from my bag and trying to fish them out, without covering myself in any poo at all...and withuot puking from the site and smell...
I did manage and with vast amounts of disinfecting wet wipes, I managed to rid my glasses of the poo.
Nice.
(wormeater, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 13:28, Reply)