ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Squat PotsI've used squat pots during my time over here in Japan, but I frikking hate them!
They've always got piss on the floor, so you get it on your pants legs, and there's no way I can bloody use 'em when I'm pissed, or chuck-up in them! I've only tried once to shit in one, and just couldn't bring myself to.
My branch is in a department store in Japan. The toilets are a combo of Western loos & Japanese squatties. Quite a few times, we've walked past the squatties, to be greeted by the sight of logs, balls and splatters sitting just past the end of the hole in the floor.
Sure, it's a little difficult, but a/. the locals should be bloody used to using the squatties by now, and b/. why the fook don't the dirty buggers clean it up?
Most enjoyable thing I've ever done in a toilet? Well, I did my (now-ex) boyfriend, disabled toilets, near the Myer Music Bowl, Melbourne Botanical Gardens.
Highly recommended, due to the fact that we kept seeing perves spying on those couples too horny to move from the grass.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 14:34, Reply)
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