ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Someone round here must have a sore nipsy….I've just been to the bogs at work, and had to use a cubical due to urinal crowding (I’m quite capable of pissing on my own clothes without having someone else hose me down into the bargain) and found a fucking otter in there- this thing was about the same size as one of those big cans of Stella. Devoid of any paper I can only assume that the owner was left in such a state of breathless shock (pride maybe?!) after passing that they just waddled, numb, straight out the door, pants round ankles. Wasn’t me, but I bet my flush didn’t shift it, and there was no way I was going to try and explain to the cleaner as he saw me staggering out giggling at the thought of our plumbing trying to ship that one out.
I’ve called an ambulance.
Top QOTW btw
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 16:55, Reply)
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