nighclub toilet water
just remembered another. it was a good few years ago in a dark and dank dublin nightclub that has since been renovated. on friday nights there used to be only the hardest music played to the sweatiest crowd of e-ed up ravers i've ever seen. full on, tops off, dishing out hugs and jaws a go go like the testing room at the wriggleys factory.
suddenly, as the night reached it's peak, water started cascading down from the ceiling and as one, the crowd looked up and held their hands in the air as the soothing water flowed from above over their aching and over-heated bodies. i even saw some thisty clubbers, mindful of warnings about dehydration, open their mouths and gulp at one of the streams.
it was only later, as i stayed behind for a drink with the staff that i found out that the toilets above the dancefloor had backed up and overflowed leaving shit all over floor and sewage to pour down into the club below.

another toilet one from the same club - if you could've opened the door to disabled toilets you would have found that it was just stuck to wall and there was no toilet behind it at all.
(e p f, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 17:02, Reply)