ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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The shit of badnessThe worst shit I ever took had a massive ass-hair afro of sorts. As I shat, it pulled many many ass-hairs that were congregated about my rusty sheriff's badge down with it. From then on it was called 'the dreaded shit' for 2 reasons.
1) hurt like aids
2) it had hair
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edit: my little sister thinks 'the cat crept into the crypt crapped then crept out again' is funny AND topical.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 20:22, Reply)
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