ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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In Peru, with a group of English folk on a 16 hour coach trip.Only one toilet, with a sign in Spanish that blatantly said "don't shit in this, piss only," no matter how poor your Spanish is.
Even without the sign, it's obvious that this is a piss only toilet, as there is no flush, and no room for poo poo.
Nevertheless, the numpty sitting next to me departs to relieve himself, and comes back smelling of shit.
"Have you just had a shit?" "Uh, yeah I did."
"In the URINAL?" "Uh, yeah."
So the only toilet on the coach was blocked up with a massive nest of crap for the 8 hours remaining.
The worst part is that the smell that stuck with him leads me to believe that detective Holmes neglected to check for bog roll BEFORE shitting in the urinal.
Twat.
You love the length.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:45, Reply)
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