ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Automatic Flush?McD's restaurant: New kid is taken to see the fancy, proto-type, voice-activated toilet in the staff room. It's for hygiene you see?
I say 'Flush!' in a stern voice and my mate, who is hiding in the girls' changing room with all the plumbing maintainence panels open, pulls the chain from inside the cistern. Et voila!
End of shift new kid spends forever shouting "Flush! Flush! FLUSH!" at the damn thing.
He even took us seriously when we said they were designed in America so he may need to put on an accent.
Ah.
Happy days.
(, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 23:58, Reply)
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