ToiletsToilets are weird half public/half private spaces. All sorts of stuff goes on in them. They are devious entrances and exits from venues, places to have sex, to snort drugs or even, get this, to defecate. Tell us your favourite toilet stories.
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chthonic, Fri 2 Sep 2005, 11:11)
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Work PooageEveryone knows it's a massive faux pas to stroll into a cubicle someone else has just been in.
At work recently, I felt the urge to empty my bowels, so went to curl out a pony in cubicle 4.
Knowing someone would walk in afterwards, I decided to use sink 1, post crap, so that people wouldn't think the hideous smell in cubicle 4 was from my bottom.
Sure enough, someone walked in, and thought they'd be clever, seeing me at sink 1, by using cubicle 4.
The horrified look on his face was priceless, as well as the "'fuck's sake!" blurted from his poo gas filled mouth.
I departed as hastily as he from the toilets.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2005, 9:30, Reply)
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