oh dear oh dear: teachers as students....
we were 15 in all of the good sort of wannabe teachers: we used to fight to sit in the back row...
Then we had a weekend teaching session: (we each turned with a beer slab, a bottle & mixers)when;
1) 'can i have the balls for the pool table please?'
no, somebody keeps fiddling the machine for free games
'I promise i'll look after them'
No, you're the one diddling the table...
oops.
2) Compo = lets see how far we can chuck the bog roll (it was 2.30am)(& refreshment had been taken)
3) the plumbing letcherer took the rads off the wall
4) we had a water fight-with the red fire extinguishers (we know our H&S)
5)we hacked the phones to simultaneously call EVERYONE in the building at 4am with the giggle box
6) X was found fellating Y in the lift
7) underwear was found clogging the pool table pockets-er, that was earlier. i think
8) there was a long slow mo fight over S who had drunkenly promised shags/blow jobs to all present-inc. females-you're my best mate etc.
9) shaving foam messages were found-apparently they don't disintegrate-as promised...and there are no possible speling mishtakes with the word Cunt, is there?
theres more but I'm a bit ashamed of some of it....
anyways QOTW, we had to stand in a line, bleary eyed, a little wobbly and apologise
'we don't expect this kind of behaviour, in all my years teaching etc, would you allow this kind of behaviour from your students blah blah, I've a good mind to sack you all etc'
the old fecker blethered on and we? we stood there smirking like 6 yr olds who'd won the pissing up the wall compo because S had guffed; a huge SBD: beer, tequila & cheese tortilla wet monster that made all eyes water...

we weren't sacked btw, but we did have to tone down our antics-and now there are NO weekend sessions on that course.
(mickturate if i could be arsed i'd be bored, Fri 21 Sep 2007, 16:57, Reply)