Being told off as an adultWhen was the last time you were properly told off? You know: treated as an errant child rather than the sophisticated adult you are.
The sort of thing that dredges up an involuntary teenage mumble of "Sorry, Miss" whilst you stare at the ground.
Go on, tell us what childish thing you were up to when you got caught.
Oh, and can we have more than one-line answers this time? Cheers!
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chthonic, Thu 20 Sep 2007, 17:18)
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Cats! Walls! Satanic Rituals!I adopted my cat from the RSPCA, a precondition of which is that they send an inspector round.
At the time, I had a wall in my hall that I insisted all entrants to the house sign. I know. I'll never do it again.
Anyhoo... The inspector asked me why I wanted a cat.
"Ritual sacrifice," I said.
She didn't blink. But an hour later she did ring back to ask about the wall, and whether that meant I was the kind of moggie-hating lowlife that has loud parties that might upset an animal.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 25 Sep 2007, 10:43,
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