Leadership and Penis
During my time serving in the RAF, I was selected from a cast of several to attend a leadership course. This appeared to consist of a series of retarded team-building exercises. One of these exercises involved a large amount of small foam cylinders and an empty floor. The idea was that these cylinders would be placed on the floor in a random pattern and each person would attempt to guide their blindfolded team-mate through the foam minefield. Because obviously matters of national security require the same leadership qualities as an episode of the Crystal Maze.

The instructor, a naturally boring man with a small, untidy moustache and a savage overbite, decided that it would be a good idea to leave his students in charge of placing these cylinders in a fiendishly complicated pattern on the floor while he nipped downstairs for a coffee. He exited the room, along with the people who were to be blindfolded (obviously so they couldn't instantly memorise whatever intricate configuration we came up with). As soon as he left the room, I put my leadership skills to work in organising these cylinders. I outlined my proposal for the pattern, considered advice from my fellow planners, and set my team to work.

After around five minutes or so, the instructor re-entered the room. He could only applaud as he was faced with six giggling adults and a crudely drawn foam penis, complete with scrotum, spanning the entire length of the particularly large classroom.
(Chocolate Hostage, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:51, 4 replies)

Clearly you succeeded in your task
of building a retarded team?

The real question here is whether or not it had the required pubes sticking out at various angles?
( kila is reading clocks upside-down as usual, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 8:22, closed)

I thought only the army have privates?

( Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 11:14, closed)

I knew where this was going
I still laughed.

*Click*
(Petite chien is going to do science to it, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 14:13, closed)

I think I spoke to the wrong recruiter

(fresh-meat, Sun 18 Mar 2012, 18:38, closed)