I've heard it! He was in Budgens (surprise) begging them to let him have more batteries as his tape player had died on him
I bought him some as he would not leave without them. The woman serving scowled at me for it :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:52, 1 reply)

hah yeah bet they loved that!
petrol on the fire and all that.

he's also rumoured to be a timelord, is horace. hasn't aged a day in the last 20+ years he's been around finchley by all accounts. it's suspected that in discovering the secret to eternal life and time travel it has caused him to go a tad loopy.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 17:04, closed)

One Boy looking at ladders on a sunny day...
Horace isn't a tramp, and he was mentioned many times in the "Local Nutters" QOTW a couple of years back. nothing but nice things to say about him, he always brightened my day and parted with a jovial "BEST OF LUCK!!".
(mcnelson, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 19:44, closed)

My apologies then for assuming he was a tramp
and not merely a local nutter who brightens your day a little each time you see him.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 20:02, closed)