Bless Me B3ta
for I have sinned. It has been many days since my last post...


So I was standing in this bar one day when this girl walked past me. She was slutty looking and had jeans on that were so tight they must have been painted on.

"Fucking hell love" I said "How the hell do you get in those?"

She looked me up and down and said:

"Buy me a drink"

Cheers

What?
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 7:51, 14 replies)

a good start
to my friday morn. ta very much old bean.

*slutty click*
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 7:55, closed)

First click of the week
Nice one Legless!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:27, closed)

This never happened.

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:38, closed)

That's
why I put the what? at the end of the post. To signal that it's a joke. I either do that or, more often:

Thenk you very much. I'll be under the pier all week

Posts without those markers are true stories - albeit exaggerated or embellished a bit to make them funnier or more readable.

Do try to keep up, dear boy....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:04, closed)

So not all the QOTW answers are true?!?
Shocking stuff. I'm shocked.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:39, closed)

*wails*
Why don't I get it? Am I dumb?!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:05, closed)

Err
Tramps=girls of negotiable affections. Easy.......


Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:07, closed)

Er
That wasn't what I didn't get, but thanks anyway. Maybe I'm just reading too much into it and trying to see a pun or something where there isn't one?

I was looking for some complicated link between "how do you get into those" and "buy me a drink". So I'm not dumb, I'm complex. Woo!
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:13, closed)

try
...

"How do I get inside your knickers?"

"Buy me a drink...."

Make any more sense now?

Cheers

Must run - I've a Bash to go to....
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:17, closed)

Ok
So I am dumb. Not complex. All my illusions are shattered.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:30, closed)

oh dear oh dear :)
Nice to see you on teh boards though Legs :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:21, closed)

I still prefer...
Austin: Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants baby?
Felicity: You can start by buying me a drink
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:27, closed)

Bastard Powers!
He stole that line off me, I stole it off Dave Allen....

Cheers
( Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:52, closed)

But still
The look she gives him just makes you go over all funny

I'm going to go lie down for a while
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:27, closed)