Repost but quite funny
I was about 15 and walking up Guildford high street with my pals. Just past Church Street and the local tramp jumped out from behind a bush, swigging from a can of Tennants Extra. Usually this particulr tramp performed shows outside Burger King with little puppets on the end of his gnarly toes, but on this occassion he was playing a harmonica.

He stood in front of us and did a little dance; his cock was dangling cheerfully from his string-tied trousers as he leapt about.

After a minute or two we gave him some change for his well earned performance. He said "listen lads, some advice - get a trade. I know this looks like a glamarous life, but it has its downsides".
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:43, 4 replies)

Tommy!
Tommy the tramp.

The scottish guy! He was a legend! I heard recently he drowned in the River Wey!
(Eggstrovert isnt patronising you...honest..., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:58, closed)

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I wouldn't be surpised, I didn't know he was called Tommy. This was about 20 years ago so he'd have done well for his liver to have lasted this long!
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:16, closed)

"...it has its downsides"
That has to be the most superb understatement I've heard all year. Consider that one clicked!
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 12:09, closed)

^This

( chart cat has an itch, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 5:08, closed)