Blanket Man
Walk around Wellington and you're sure to come across "Blanket Man". Blanket Man worships the Māori Sun God Tama-nui-te-rā and as a way of showing his devotion wears as little clothes as possible. 24/7 365 days a year.

It used to be only a blanket, but these days include a loin cloth (repeatedly arrested for indecent exposure), a tin of marijuana (keeps on getting busted) an iPod (where does he fucking charge it?) and a can of bourbon and coke.

He's got profiles on facebook, bebo and others and has an entry in Wikipedia. He's famous, but for what? Absolutely nothing except for the fact that even in winter (Wellington experiences freezing gales straight from Antartica in winter) he still only wears a blanket.

Fucking Idiot
(Jimmyinnz was sprung at work on b3ta on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 5:27, 2 replies)

blanket man, blanket man, does whatever a blanket man can...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanket_man

thought you were taking the mickey! seems a decent guy.

tata,

H
(71 hour Ahmed wasn't working at, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 12:17, closed)

Do you remember
Massive growth on head dude?

The dominion ran a huge two page spread when he died about five years back.
(Scritty Bakerman., Wed 8 Jul 2009, 3:34, closed)