As much as I support such rigorous scientific inquiry
I must remind the esteemed gentleman that any such an investigation should be subject to peer review.

I propose that any materials gleaned in his work should be copied and forwarded to the editor of the world-renowned journal 'Mammary Measurement Monthly' for confirmation and, eventually, publication.

Fortunately I happen to be said editor, which should speed matters up considerably.
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:02, 1 reply)

ah... from the same excellent independant little publishers of
Wanglength Weekly

My Little Mimsy

Lady Gardeners Friend

And of course Bum Circumference Digest
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:06, closed)