Immortality
Once, long ago, if a person was wandering down the street talking to noone visible, it was a surefire sign of mental disorder rather than a surefire sign of someone who wants to look amazingly important with a bluetooth device.

So there had used to be a high correlation between talking to the air and homelessness.

I happened to be following a tramp down the street; he was deep in conversation with noone that was visible to the rest of the world, but I could hear at least his side of the dialogue.
"... and then we drowned him, and it still didn't kill him. So we cut off his head, and we still couldn't kill him..."

A whole quarter of a century later, I'm still fascinated by the scenario being described. Who was this indestructible being, and why was he subject to such determined annihilation attempts by the homeless and helpless of North Staffordshire?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:20, 6 replies)

Bloody hellfire! This is odd
That sounds like the basis of a good story there... A gang of homeless drunks and dropouts, who saved their town from terrible monster maybe even losing a couple of the gang on the way only never to recieve recognition for their brave actions....
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:26, closed)

Maybe its how he went mad to begin with...
Driven insane by the Deathless Salvation Army Band.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 14:30, closed)

Ra-Ra-
Rasputin?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:42, closed)

^ ^ this
I'm gutted you beat me to it!
(berk, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:46, closed)

I was thinking along these lines while I was writing...

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 15:56, closed)

I fucking love Boney M
its like a secret vice.

"RA RA Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine"
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 16:49, closed)