Two tramps walking down the street
The first one stops and says "can you smell that?" to which the second replies "what?". The first tramp takes a big lungful and says "I can smell shit!" before looking at his matey. He eyes him up and down and says "you've shit yourself, haven't you?". The second tramp looks startled and says "No I haven't! How dare you accuse me of that?".

First tramp tells his matey to whip his kecks off and prove that he hasn't shat himself, so in a bid to prove his innocence, tramp #2 whips 'em off and reveals the most disgusting pair of grundeys ever seen, liberally caked in lumpy brown goo, all over the backs of his legs and in his trousers. The first tramp wrinkles his nose and screams "I BLOODY KNEW IT! You have shat yourself, you filthy bastard!". To which the second tramp replies "Oh sorry, I thought you meant today".

Yes, this joke WAS worth the wait.
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:56, 3 replies)

Joke fail
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(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:04, closed)

Doh!!

(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 12:13, closed)

Told slightly better, though.
That other one doesn't make sense.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 13:32, closed)