Hang about, you couldn't climb out of a five foot deep hole?
You pathetic noodle-armed cunt.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 17:33, 2 replies)

I'm assuming his basic body type is 'matchsticks stuck in a melon'

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:13, closed)

Ah, the 'Fartbelmic' somatotype.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 2 Mar 2014, 18:41, closed)

Well however deep it was just the top of my head poked out and my feet couldn't touch the sides. Not very pleasant and yes, difficult to climb out of even with my relatively athletic physique.
(Smale is stuffed, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 15:27, closed)

You couldn't pull yourself up from something below head height
and you're claiming an athletic physique?

Darts isn't athletics, petal.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 15:33, closed)