I got stuck in a lift once.
Which wasn't much of a drama.

My dilema though, was that I was just going up to my apartment having been Christmas shopping, and needed a piss.

I had bought a new kettle for my sister-in-law, which was a spiffy chrome job.

In the 10 minutes between the lift stopping and the security people getting me out, I had to staunchly resist the urge to take a slash in SIL's Christmas present.
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Long story short, you pissed in your own mouth instead?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 3 Mar 2014, 9:05, closed)

I missed
a chance there. Didn't I?
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