Ceiling cat
When we were kids our cat got under the floorboards, and got trapped. We could hear the fucker meowing but couldn't find him. Unfortunately didn't have a square hole for him to peek out of
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 9:08, 6 replies)

*sympathy reply*

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 14:01, closed)

Chin or something
You sarcastic internet bully you

I'm literally crying and everything

That's it I've had enough I'm leaving

Did you miss me
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 16:58, closed)

You forget 'actually, I'm now trolling you'
In three new threads.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 18:22, closed)

You should have got pissed and then driven off to find a screwdriver
The Graeme Swann defence - worked for him.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 4 Mar 2014, 18:14, closed)

Did you try wanking in as many rooms as possible?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 8:34, closed)

who doesn't
then my mum left me a cup of tea
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 5 Mar 2014, 9:43, closed)